Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

the trumpsubject 

A shorthand manner of referring to the wider topic of all the mind-boggling bullshit related to 45 and his administration.

Let’s try to have a meal together without getting onto the trumpsubject!

the trumpsubject by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020

autohoarder 

A term describing a person who cannot stop the compulsive buying of cars he does not need.

My neighbor is like a sad and preoccupied king, a neighborhood idol in his own mind, washing and waxing his fleet of metal, glass, rubber, and chrome; he is known as the autohoarder.

autohoarder by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020

dogtastrophe 

A catastrophe, but involving a dog.

Sadly, a freak electric toothbrush dogtastrophe had befallen the previously lucky Fifi.

dogtastrophe by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

COVID cavities by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

COVID Ass 

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.

I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.

COVID Ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Teslaphobia 

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.

We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.

Teslaphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020