Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Trumpathon

A term coined to describe a culturally sick presidency drawn out to such a degree as to be way too fucking much.

It was a four-year marathon greed nightmare bringing us all to the brink of war; it was the Trumpathon.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2019

Guber

A driving service with cars that have a single giant, neon lime-colored peanut poised on the roofs.

Guber is the service to use if you want to broadcast that you are a total goof and do not take yourself seriously; plus you can see it coming from a couple blocks away!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2019

Okify

Slang description of the simplification process used to shorten complex words and concepts so that an “Okie” can understand them.

My friend, who describes himself as an “Okie,” has asked me on numerous occasions to just stop and Okify something I’m telling him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

dumpatrump

So many toddlers across the U.S. are uttering this commonly held sentiment as their very first word!

There is no doubt that she learned to say “dumpatrump!” while listening to CNN and MSNBC.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

secondhand listening

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

laundromat sex

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.

I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.

She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019