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Definitions by Downtown wtf

unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec
Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...
spaztec by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009

shoot the hole 

when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
shoot the hole by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009

bitch sniffer 

a boy/man who is so addicted to the smell of girls/women that he would do anything for it
Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer
bitch sniffer by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009
1. another name for a lampost
2. a tall and lanky figure
3. a fireman
1. look at the baldip its very dim!
2. that must be the tallest baldip ever!
3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!
baldip by Downtown Wtf January 14, 2008

new year's boxing day 

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.
my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

ruinscape 

The new name of runescape since December the 10th 2007, as of silly updates made to "improve the game"
mark: hey last night you know on runescape...
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.
ruinscape by Downtown wtf January 7, 2008

runescape 

Once I saw the light i quit this game, at the moment the people who play this game still need a mum or dad. Andrew Gower who is apparently #31 richest in the world, has got all his customers to worship him.

Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .

Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".

Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.

It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.

PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.

Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.

Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.

Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.

Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.
Andrew's son died in wildy so his dad decided to take it out. His dad was so upset when his son "bob" lost 1gp in a fight.

Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.

A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.

I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.

Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.

boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..

boy: Im gay
girl: me 2

I cant wait to try out new updates!!!

Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.

dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.
runescape by Downtown wtf January 6, 2008