waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

sequel

In literature and entertainment, a sequel is a story that follows an introductory story.

See also prequel

In Search Of The Kee will be a sequel to Race for Doroon.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

turning tail

Leaving due to cowardice.

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

sitchitation

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Watchtower

Proper form: The Watchtower.

A Bible-based magazine published by Jehovah's Witnesses. It, and all associated publications are supported by donations, so they are available without cost.

The Watchtower is published by a non-profit organization, Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. "Watchtower" has never been the name of a religion.

by Downstrike July 10, 2004

committee

A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person won't suffice.

Committees are the foundation of bureaucracy.

by Downstrike June 05, 2004