Downstrike's definitions

Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.

Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.

I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

sequel

In literature and entertainment, a sequel is a story that follows an introductory story.

See also prequel

In Search Of The Kee will be a sequel to Race for Doroon.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

lip off

To give lip; contradict, interrupt, or argue with someone.

That teen lips off at her Mom every chance she gets.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

pedofile

What people who can't spell will write in place of pedophile.

Chance are, they really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

fantasy

In literature and entertainment, a genre of fiction in which entirely different laws of physics and/or psychics operate, allowing people, creatures, and their surroundings to exhibit behavior not possible in reality.

Fantasy literature by J.R.R. Tolkien is quite popular right now.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004