Downstrike's definitions

bible-mouth

In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.

When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

CBer

Someone who uses a radidio.

It isn't much use being a CBer unless you have your ears on.

by Downstrike September 15, 2004

lip off

To give lip; contradict, interrupt, or argue with someone.

That teen lips off at her Mom every chance she gets.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Snotmail

Frequently euphemized as Hotmail, a MyCrudSoft division that has the audacity to begin charging for a service that still needs beta testing.

I haven't been able to log in to my Snotmail account using Outhouse Express for more than two weeks, and they want me to pay for this?

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

ears

In slanguage, used in combination with the word "on" meaning that the radidio is turned on.

Got your ears on, good buddy?

by Downstrike September 15, 2004

mental whiplash

The mental effect of realizing that a basic assumption of your entire life was wrong from day one, usually resulting from a totally new thought, comment, or experience that flies in the face of everything you currently know.

See also; mindfuck.

Mental whiplash is the psychological equivalent maxing out your revs in Third, and then accidentally shifting into Reverse instead of High.

by Downstrike October 23, 2006

when

1. Conditional, based upon time, event, or circumstances.

2. Slang, specific to junk mail advertising lotteries and sweepstakes to persuade as many duh-weebs as possible who haven't even entered a sweepstakes that they have already won: "if".

1. When you finish your chores, you may play; when it's dark, come inside.

2. You are guaranteed to win at least $250,000 when you return the winning number to us. (The fact that the recipient does not have the winning number, so he may as well go fly a kite, is not expressed.)

by Downstrike October 17, 2004