Downstrike's definitions

Snotmail

Frequently euphemized as Hotmail, a MyCrudSoft division that has the audacity to begin charging for a service that still needs beta testing.

I haven't been able to log in to my Snotmail account using Outhouse Express for more than two weeks, and they want me to pay for this?

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

pedofile

What people who can't spell will write in place of pedophile.

Chance are, they really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

fantasy

In literature and entertainment, a genre of fiction in which entirely different laws of physics and/or psychics operate, allowing people, creatures, and their surroundings to exhibit behavior not possible in reality.

Fantasy literature by J.R.R. Tolkien is quite popular right now.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

Birds of a feather flock together

Peeps with similar likes, appearance, or behavior hang together, as in a clique.

Birds of a feather flock together.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

scraping

1. A black hat SEO spam technique in which the spammer plagiarizes content from other web sites to put content that's popular with search engines on his own site, often for the purpose of selling advertising back to the ijit search engines. Also used as a Google bowling technique to get competing web sites labeled as SEO spam.

2. Fighting.

3. Beating up someone.

4. Living in poverty.

1. Google eventually wises up to each new SEO spamming technique, so scraping will eventually get you banned.

2. Evrabody be Kung Fu Scraping! (Sung just as badly as it's worded.)

3. When I get done scraping him, his mama will have to finish scraping him off the floor.

4. They were just scraping by.

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

ears

In slanguage, used in combination with the word "on" meaning that the radidio is turned on.

Got your ears on, good buddy?

by Downstrike September 15, 2004

obstructionist

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.

When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004