911

1. A number you dial when there is an emergency, or if you are a duh-weeb, when you want to ask a question or report something that happened last week.

2. A Porche.

3. A frequent misspelling of 9/11, which stands for September 11, 2001.
If someone just now stole your 911 (2), by all means call 911 (1), but if it went missing during 9/11, (correct spelling of 3), go stand in line like everybody else.
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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Googleplexwhack

A Googlewhack that someone might actually search for.
The Googleplexwhack is the Holy Grail of SEO.
by Downstrike September 17, 2004
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murdercycle

Harley is my favorite murdercycle!
by Downstrike September 16, 2004
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healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.
Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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evangelizing secularists

Proponents of the myth of the Separation of Church and State who, suffering from Jehovahphobia, do their level best to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
In the U.S., it's unconstitutional to pass any "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Therefore, evangelizing secularists persuade the courts to set precedents that have the effect of regulating religion and the free exercise thereof.
by Downstrike December 12, 2004
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link bait

1. In SEO, content placed on a web site specifically for the purpose of enticing people to link to it.

2. (occasionally) Content that turned out accidentally to be link bait.
Your PR is zero. You need some link bait.
by Downstrike September 19, 2006
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