Downstrike's definitions

Sunday School

1. Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.

2. adj. Prudish

3. adj. Totally naïve.

Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about.

by Downstrike September 27, 2004

turkinerd

Valspeak for a cross between a turkey and a nerd.

Watch out, turkinerds! Your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.

by Downstrike November 6, 2006

puppie

The overwhelmingly larger number of entries under the spelling puppy should be a clue for the clueless that this spelling is incorrect.

Puppie is an incorrect spelling.

by Downstrike January 4, 2005

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

backs

A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

Don't go to the end of the line. I'll give you backs.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004