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Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
DCS by Downstrike September 13, 2004
1. MyCrudSoft sWindles XP Service Pack Two.

2. The most malicious computer trojan ever!
SP2 is the leading causes of DCS this month.
SP2 by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Disobedient Computer Syndrome 

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible

The second-leading source of antitrust, right on the heals of MyCrudSoft sWindles. Frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.
In 1999 and 2000 Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible held my domain name for ransom for seven months while I tried to transfer it to a different registrar, until I got the Better Business Bureau on their case.

Euphemized 

Made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem politically correct by changing terminology. Frequently amounts to outright lying.
sWindles is frequently euphemized as Windows.

Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible is frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.
Euphemized by Downstrike September 13, 2004

TV Evangelism 

Scandal in the name of Jesus. See shit happens.
My aunt sent Billy Graham some money once, and after that, his harassment specialists pestered her for more money every month until she changed her number. She never did that again!
TV Evangelism by Downstrike September 13, 2004
1. A being or creature.

2. Legalese for "person".
2. You don't actually have to be a person to be an entity because of corporate personhood.
entity by Downstrike September 13, 2004