crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

amazingness

When something is amazing according to Doug.

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.

by Doug March 18, 2004

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug August 21, 2005

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

Dogged

Let down, didn't turn up

she dogged me today

by Doug February 11, 2004

World war III

A great world war, that will happen during the last days of Earth.... it will probably last 7 years for that is the time that the bible predicted the last days to go on, a 7 year tribulation...

World War III will be the worst war maybe even the last war before Jesus returns.

by Doug May 02, 2004

AtEase

To put oneself into an at ease position after having been at attention, saluting a higher commanding officer.

After the first soldier said "At Ease sir," the second soldier At-Ease-ed.

by Doug October 26, 2003