by Doug April 13, 2004
by Doug September 07, 2004
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by Doug January 23, 2005
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my poop-monkey!"
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"
by Doug March 21, 2004
by Doug March 18, 2004
Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin
Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.
by Doug January 29, 2005