Doug's definitions

t3h gh3y

It means the gay. You use t3h gh3y when you are referring to someone.

Dude, Max, you are t3h gh3y.

by Doug April 11, 2004

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

Membo

The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.

An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’

by doug April 8, 2003

sortable

Able to be sorted.

A word that's now used often in the computer processing world.

The information contained in the database is sortable by column heading.

by Doug March 15, 2005

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

Incest

To engage in sexual activities with one who is of blood relations.

n|p inserted his penis into his sister's vagina.

by Doug July 23, 2002

Boyden

Another name for police

Oh No! Here comes boyden! Hide the shit!

by Doug December 3, 2004