Doug's definitions

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Big-D

Phrase referring to someone who is Big and also Dirty. And the persone whom which the Pharse is Referring too is unaware of what it means

Me:"Hahaha look at Big-D, Yo Big-D"
Big-D: "yo.."

by Doug November 18, 2004

kayan

An uber r33t person.

Woah, that guy is such a kayan!

by Doug November 17, 2003

Avril

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

by Doug March 4, 2004