Doug's definitions

5-0

Another name for policemen

Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!

by Doug December 3, 2004

bandwidth

The amount of data that can pass through an interface over time

The maximum bandwidth he could get while downloading an MP3 was 100 kilobytes per second

by Doug October 3, 2003

erie

The absolute weirdess city in the world. This city lies on the Southern end of Lake Erie and is inhabited by idiots.

a city that is cool?

by Doug May 13, 2005

kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

by Doug February 28, 2005

parofuah

This word is a derivitive of multiple ancient business jargon. It is a descriptive word used when an individual or group of people have more than one boss that are a pair of fucking assholes

I cant believe this I have to work the weekend while our parofuah are out golfing

by Doug August 25, 2004

Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.

Leroy is a shitcunt

by Doug November 8, 2003

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003