Sound Barrier

The distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it.

My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..

by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011

gooblet

What Nooblet is to Noob; a gooblet is younger and more socially akward than the average goober.

Goober: Hey you're not allowed to look at that woman.
Bill: Fuck you I'm allowed to take pics in public

Goober: I'm getting all up in your face now buddy.

Gooblet: stop being so mean to me just bcus u dont like mlp doesnt meen yo gotta bully me
Bill: stfu faggot

by Douchebag82 January 10, 2013

Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 08, 2013

Ghirahim

Slang word for a homosexual.

George: Have you heard? Derek is gay!
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

Veteran's Syndrome

What happens to most community members when they've been in their community for a very long time. Veteran's Syndrome has the following effects on it's host:

Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs

I have blockland veteran's syndrome and I have been effected with all of the above traits.

by Douchebag82 December 05, 2011

LSD Game Emulator

A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.

LSD Game Emulator is the most bizzare game I've ever played.

by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011