Douchebag 's definitions

Corolla

Starting off with rear wheel drive in 1966, the Corolla was introduced in the U.S. in 1968 powered by a 1.1L engine. Skipping over all the useless 1 something liter crap, the Corolla is still using a 1.8L engine, and Toyota has sold more Corolla's than most companies have sold cars.

Corolla's are the longest lasting, least maintainable cars in the world.

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

Slut-Cocker

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.

"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

porth

The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.

-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.

by Douchebag February 17, 2004

Kane

7 foot monster of WWE...he is badass and all around dominating!!!

Kane rules!!!

by Douchebag March 11, 2004

TITS

Plural for Tit, the female breast

TITS, TITS, TITS!!!
Sweet TITS!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

Maxima

Starting off as the Datsun 810 in 1977 with rear-wheel drive and a semi-trailing arm rear suspension with a 2.4L OHC straight 6 engine from the 240Z. It has been suggested that this be called the Zero Generation because it never really wore the Nissan Maxima badge, so in late 1980/early 1981, Nissan made a base called the Deluxe, still with rear wheel drive and a 2.4L OHC straight 6, being officially named the Nissan Maxima in 1984. The second generation, much as the same as today, was the first front-wheel drive model, and the third generation was BMW inspired, introducing the DOHC VE30DE in the SE model.

Maxima's are lame, but acceptable...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004