uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."
People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.
by Douchebag March 26, 2004
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Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.
Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"
by Douchebag February 25, 2003
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Buck Fuffalo

Buck Fuffalo is the nice way to say fuck buffalo...all you do is switch the two beginning letters...
Mother fucker shit bitch!!!
What, Buck Fuffalo???
by Douchebag March 15, 2004
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buttox

If you followed this link from the word nasty ass, this person is a moron. It is spelled buttocks, blockhead, and it is the anal region.
The idiot who started this word and didn't define it is stupid, but even stupider, he spelled it wrong.
by Douchebag March 09, 2004
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lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...
by Douchebag February 29, 2004
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Corolla

Starting off with rear wheel drive in 1966, the Corolla was introduced in the U.S. in 1968 powered by a 1.1L engine. Skipping over all the useless 1 something liter crap, the Corolla is still using a 1.8L engine, and Toyota has sold more Corolla's than most companies have sold cars.
Corolla's are the longest lasting, least maintainable cars in the world.
by Douchebag February 29, 2004
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urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.
"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!
by Douchebag February 08, 2003
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