Douchebag's definitions

urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

by Douchebag February 25, 2003

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...

Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

porth

The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.

-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.

by Douchebag February 17, 2004