DorasOnCrack's definitions

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Loki

My hot af husband

Bestie: "Is that Loki?"
Me: " Yah, he's my husband"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Glitterific

Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️

Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Length

What wattpad users call a guys dick

Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Fatto

The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat

Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Smut

My favorite thing to read

Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022