breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

modpostor

An impostor moderator

I have never played Among Us with a modpostor who covertly investigates super-suspicious gameplay.

by Doos Jarus February 22, 2021

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

headvy

adj. the state of being heavy-headed

"Dudette--you've been studying *WAY* too much! Stop thinking so much. You'll get headvy; your body will drag down to the floor..."

by Doos Jarus May 12, 2020

authenthic

the state of being so authentic, one is simultaneously thic

She is authenthic--the coolest model ever!

by Doos Jarus April 26, 2021

dumbterfuge

dumb subterfuge

Playing games with one another can be a form of dumbterfuge, as much as it could be an expression of ludic love.

by Doos Jarus April 10, 2021

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020