Doos Jarus's definitions

metaphoricature

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature

Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!

by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

allyfe

allies for life

You b' my allyfe--my all, 'n' everything--most beautiful woman?!

by Doos Jarus January 29, 2021

exillent

an excellent exile

When she told me to go away, I reluctantly enjoyed my exillent.

by Doos Jarus December 23, 2020

floss binge

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it

I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!

by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021

hipstergrant

a hipster immigrant

As a Pokémon-loving, second generation man, am I hipstergrant enough?

by Doos Jarus January 8, 2021

goodwoman

feminine version of 'goodman'

High society life is fun--don't you think, my goodwoman?

by Doos Jarus December 30, 2020

tootral

too neutral

I would get that poster, but the inspiration for it is tootral--I need more fuel.

by Doos Jarus January 12, 2021