unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

ghosted

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.

Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

Dascooism

A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.

Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

Vanarchy

Any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front passenger doors.

My plymouth voyager is the epitome of Vanarchy.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 07, 2004

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 07, 2004