Doomie's definitions

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

ghosted

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.

Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.

Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

acadumpia

The act of taking a dump in school.
Latin: Defecatus Academus

I was forced to take an acadumpia. It sucked.

by Doomie June 7, 2004