badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

beegeezums

The funnest word in the world to say!

It is so fun to say beegeezums!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Benatar

A hard rockin chick from the 1980s.

Pat Benatar did the song We Live For Love.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 09, 2018

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

pussy squeak

When a vagina squeaks during intercourse.

Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 11, 2017

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 08, 2017