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Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 11, 2017
Get the pussy squeak mug.Acronym for the greatest MMA combatant of all-time. The one, the only, the baddest, the humble one, the numero uno,none other than Georges Saint Pierre!
GSP submitted Miguel Bisping to become the undisputed middle weight champion of Tijuana on November4 2017. GSP accomplished the feat after being away from the sport for four years. This makes GSP the best MMA fighter in the history of the young sport. Currently ouranked by NFL football, MMA will one day be the most popular sport in the world says little Tommy Brady, QB for New Iceland!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
Get the covid moron mug.When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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Aerosmyth is on tour in South America.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
Get the Aerosmyth mug.President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
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