Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

Top 5 fart brands 

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

Top 5 fart brands by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018

Benatar 

A hard rockin chick from the 1980s.

Pat Benatar did the song We Live For Love.

Benatar by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 9, 2018

crummy dummy 

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

crummy dummy by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018

Happy Clappy 

Jim Lambert, a retired professional clapper.

Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.

Happy Clappy by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 17, 2018

Anthony Stoner 

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".

In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!

Anthony Stoner by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018

pu pu platter 

A platter of fucking different types of shit.

Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.

pu pu platter by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018

you rack em, i crack em 

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

you rack em, i crack em by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 6, 2018