Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

bozo

A bozo is one who writes definitions for urban dictionary.

I am not a bozo for writing this definition, I am trying to prove a point.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Pilot Harry

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.

Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

MMA

mixed martial arts

My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Urban Dictionary editor

The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.

Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

fullboy

A full house

Mitch was playing poker with Donald Cowboy Cerrone, Archer, Crummy Dummy, and some other fellows. Mitch got a fullhouse and beat Archer's straight. On that winning hand, Mitchell won over eleven dollars and declared, "I won with a fullboy"!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 9, 2020