crummy dummy

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018

scrub

1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

givin the dog a bone

getting a blow job

She's blowin me crazy, untill my ammunition is dry. Yes. I'm givin the dog a bone!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 30, 2017

big unit

Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.

Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

MAGNY

Neil Magny is a pro fighter. Magny fights in the WW division of the UFC.

Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 23, 2020

Richard

A penis.

Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

frapatooky

An adult beverage consisting of one part Makers Mark whiskey, one part Absolute razberry wodka, one part 99 Bananas Liqeur, two parts 7up, and one part Red Bull, plus a teaspoon of brown sugar and a splash of Tooky liqeur.

Cris Cyborg had one frapatooky too many after UFC 211 and she got totally hammered. Cris, who has a dick got an enormous erection and fucked Brittany Palmer, a UFC ring girl.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 19, 2018