Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone
urban dicktionary
Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!
When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.
urban dicktionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Urban Dictionary editor
Urban Dictionary editor by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Laverne & Shirley
These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record] for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
Laverne & Shirley by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Donald Trump
An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.
I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.
Donald Trump by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 29, 2017