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A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.
Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017
Get the perfect rainbow mug.A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017
Get the dp handshake mug.Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
by Don's Johnson November 7, 2012
Get the Pound Some Queers mug.The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.
Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012
Get the drunk and strip mug.In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.
Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
Get the Email face blast mug.A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
Get the Superfink mug.SFB (Settle For Black): When a large white women reaches a certain age, viable white mates all but vanish, but there's always the option to 'settle for black'.
Damn, Heather's like she's put on a few. Another few years of that kind of diet, and she'll have to SFB.
by Don's Johnson May 23, 2012
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