A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 29, 2017
To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
by Don's Johnson March 02, 2012
A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
by Don's Johnson August 09, 2012
The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.
Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
by Don's Johnson July 13, 2012
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021
In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.
Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.
by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021
Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
by Don's Johnson November 08, 2012