adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023
In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.
Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.
by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021
A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017
A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
by Don's Johnson August 08, 2012
To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
by Don's Johnson May 29, 2012
Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
by Don's Johnson November 07, 2012
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021