jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 09, 2007

Utopia

A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!

I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!

by Dodger Of Zion June 29, 2004

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

wwebsite as on the internet

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.

Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011

stock

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005

Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004