deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.
A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.
by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003
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Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.
I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.
by Dodger of Zion June 09, 2004
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dot commerce

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."
by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003
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The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.
"The Void is coming!"
by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003
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apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.
"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."
by Dodger of Zion March 04, 2008
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silver shamrock

Overused internet saying, started by the Clock Crew. It's meant to be a substitute for LOL, because Dwarfinator got banned for saying LOL on the NG boards. Taken from a costume company in the Halloween movies.
by Dodger of Zion January 13, 2004
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human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.
My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.
by Dodger of Zion January 08, 2022
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