16 definition by Doc Johnson

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".
"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!
by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

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In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.

It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"

Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by Doc Johnson December 09, 2004

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Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!
by Doc Johnson February 07, 2004

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Doctors note to signify an illness , usually imaginary reported by an old p
erson who should be dead anyway.
"Dont Know Dont Care"
by Doc johnson October 14, 2003

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Confusing one this -

A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.

A black wigga wigger wiggah
You probably know one.
by Doc Johnson February 03, 2005

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Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.
by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005

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Halle's younger brother
Whaddaya mean Example fool?
by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

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