Definitions by Doc Johnson

turtle power 

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

turtle power by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

rugby 

Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!

A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?

rugby by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

Dingle Berry 

Halle's younger brother

Whaddaya mean Example fool?

Dingle Berry by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

mormon 

Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.

Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!

mormon by Doc Johnson February 7, 2004

bogtrotter 

A mildly insulting epithet for an Irishman.

My uncle Mick was in the Paras,
best job he ever had, shooting bogtrotters AND getting paid for it!

bogtrotter by Doc Johnson January 27, 2004

Zero 

The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.

William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.

Zero by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003

thick 

In English english, stupid, not very bright.

George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc

thick by doc Johnson October 16, 2003