A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
Confusing one this -
A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
by Doc Johnson February 03, 2005
In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by Doc Johnson December 09, 2004
by Doc Johnson January 27, 2004
The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.
by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003
The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".
"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!
by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004
The perfectly reasonable human self defence instinct to want to live amongst other people whose value systems, culture, religion, physical characteristics, sense of community and language are similar to one's own.
by Doc Johnson January 12, 2005