captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Heartbeat

A song from Beatmania IIDX that people fail to realize kicks serious ass.

Heartbeat is a Eurobeat song. Fuck you if you don't like that kind of music.

by dj gs68 August 21, 2003

kahunahu

A lamer who whines about "AzNs" in every goddamn definiton he makes.

<gs68> Hello.
<kahunahu> Oh great, another pathetic AZN who doesn't type properly.
<gs68> I'll pretend I didn't...*shoots you*...hear that!

by dj gs68 October 27, 2003

hw

Short for homework, which is annoying but will prevent you from working behind the counter at your local McDonald's or Wal-Mart when done.

I do my HW every day. It's annoying, but there's a thing called acceptance, dammit.

by dj gs68 October 21, 2003

base

1. The bottom of something.
2. What CATS took because it wasn't bomb-proof.

1. The base of the house is quickly wearing away.
2. Because I wasn't prepared for bomb attacks, CATS took all my base.

by dj gs68 August 07, 2003

I would rather _____ than _____

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

Another one of LUE's stupid, pointless, and moderation-causing fads.

<Zabi> I don't like porn or hentai.
<Umaro> You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003