DizzyLizzy's definitions

oprah

The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever

Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Jelly Bracelets

There these bracelets that were big in the 80s and are used for sexual meanings

Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash

My girlfriend broke my black Jelly Bracelets so she had to suck my dick

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

rugrats

Freakishly annoying toddlers created by middle aged crackheads. If you want to see babies, watch a bunch of toddlers in actual life, it's much more entertaining than rugrats

i hate the rugrats, they can all go fuck each other

by DizzyLizzy February 2, 2007

boob top

A nickname for a tube top partly, because tube tops focus on the breast area

Where's my boob top?boob, top, tube,top, skankt

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

banana hammock

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.

Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

Portuguese

Someone relating to the Portugal culture or it's heritage.Portugese is also a language. Don't ask me if Portugese people are considered hispanic because I don't know

I am Portuguese because my father is from Portugal.

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006