concord grape

Someone who was born in a city/town called Concord

Sabrina: So where were you born?

Kerri: i was born in Concord

Sabrina: Your such a concord grape

by DizzyLizzy March 03, 2007

heart attack on a plate

Shitloads of greasy food on one plate

Hey fatass mind the heart attack on a plate

by DizzyLizzy July 16, 2007

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

mini skirt

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.

The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy June 01, 2006

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon had some good shows in the 90's like The Original All That, Clarissa Explians it all, The original Rugrats, Hey
Arnold, The Angry Beavers,and Invader Zim. Then the pot smokers at Nick decieded that good ratings and good shows were bad so they cancelled them all and brought these crappy shows like The new All-That,Unfabulous,FairlyOddparents,
Avatar,and The X's. The only decent shows on there are Drake and Josh, Spongebob, and Ned's declassified.

Me,at age 6: ''Nickelodeon kicks ass!

Me, today: ''Nickelodeon sucks ass''

by DizzyLizzy June 01, 2006

gaydar

A radar to decect if there is a homosexual near by.

I think you set off my gaydar

by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006