Definitions by Disillusioned Hippie

beaner 

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

beaner by Disillusioned Hippie November 15, 2006

hawt 

How annoying 13-year old teenyboppers spell 'hot'

omg, lyk, josh is so hawt!

hawt by Disillusioned Hippie October 15, 2006

Christianity 

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Christianity is a cult.

Christianity by Disillusioned Hippie September 17, 2006

pretzel 

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

pretzel by Disillusioned Hippie April 8, 2006

Earth 

The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.

Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*

Earth by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005

Worf 

Break down Data? Puh-leeze. Haven't you seen the episode 'Datalore'?

While I love Worf, he simply isn't strong enough.

Worf by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005

Pink Floyd 

The best band of the 20th century.

Pink Floyd was best during Roger Watters era.

Pink Floyd by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005