Disexlia boy's definitions

ohberdare

the answer you get when you ask a convenience store clerk for directions..to anything or anywhere.

"Hey where's the doritos compadre?" Tony asked the man behind the counter.

Oh you loooking ohberdare....ya ohberdare next to dattone...
OK

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

genetity

a word used when one wants to describe their offspring as "the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree" or "a chip off the old block".

Man your kid sure has the same genetity as you. Is he the class clown at school like you were too.

by Disexlia boy October 3, 2010

Dollaramian

Some one who can't resist the draw and allure of the o mighty dollar store. Usually over-weight ugly women in undersized spandex pants showing every sq inch of cellulite or hill-billy men in unwashed clothing with John Deer hats that are older than time itself and smell that way.

Billy Bob and Jackie Sue are quite the pair of Dollaramians.
They stop at every dollar store on Sundays after Church.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads

Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

fornificopia

A cornucopia of fornication, a gathering in one place of a lot of people who enjoy fornication, like a cheesey porn convention. The actual name of the event.

Hey Clemm, are ya kumming with me an Bobby Sue to

Fornificopia next week, Eyes got cha a ticket.
Eyes herd dat Ron Jerome s gonna be dare.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

snapping

When you are in and out of a light nap not quite sleeping

I was almost asleep when the phone rang awakening me from my snapping

by Disexlia boy May 2, 2010

disexlia

Dysexlia, or developmental sex disorder,1 is characterized by difficulty with learning to have sex fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal or above-average intelligence.23 This includes difficulty with pornographic awareness, pornographic decoding, processing speed, pornographic coding, auditory short-term memory, language skills/verbal comprehension, and/or rapid foreplay.456 Dysexlia is the most common sexual learning difficulty7 and most recognized foreplay disorder. There are other foreplay difficulties that are unrelated to dysexlia.

the time you couldn't get her bra undone, I'd say you suffer from disexlia

by Disexlia boy October 18, 2014