disexlia

Dysexlia, or developmental sex disorder,1 is characterized by difficulty with learning to have sex fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal or above-average intelligence.23 This includes difficulty with pornographic awareness, pornographic decoding, processing speed, pornographic coding, auditory short-term memory, language skills/verbal comprehension, and/or rapid foreplay.456 Dysexlia is the most common sexual learning difficulty7 and most recognized foreplay disorder. There are other foreplay difficulties that are unrelated to dysexlia.
the time you couldn't get her bra undone, I'd say you suffer from disexlia
by Disexlia boy October 18, 2014
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Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads
Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?
by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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childover

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.
Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!
by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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fornificopia

A cornucopia of fornication, a gathering in one place of a lot of people who enjoy fornication, like a cheesey porn convention. The actual name of the event.
Hey Clemm, are ya kumming with me an Bobby Sue to

Fornificopia next week, Eyes got cha a ticket.
Eyes herd dat Ron Jerome s gonna be dare.
by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
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Kurtastrophy

Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy

Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011
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Dollaramian

Some one who can't resist the draw and allure of the o mighty dollar store. Usually over-weight ugly women in undersized spandex pants showing every sq inch of cellulite or hill-billy men in unwashed clothing with John Deer hats that are older than time itself and smell that way.
Billy Bob and Jackie Sue are quite the pair of Dollaramians.
They stop at every dollar store on Sundays after Church.
by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
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genetity

a word used when one wants to describe their offspring as "the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree" or "a chip off the old block".
Man your kid sure has the same genetity as you. Is he the class clown at school like you were too.
by Disexlia boy October 3, 2010
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