Dirty Sanchez's definitions

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

spitroast

a girl taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time

hey mate - do you she would be into a spitroast???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

crop duster

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

guttocks

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly

"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."

by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337

the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.

by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003