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To believe that a certain fact is true, only to discover later that the opposite is the case.
I was viewing the live Fantasy Football scoring on CBS sportsline last night and I was winning, then the next day I looked at the scoring again to discover I had been Orced and lost the game, Damnit Mogle!
Orced by Dirty Sanchez October 22, 2003
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Oced Myslob 

A form of elaborate encoding.


VERSION 1
First, count the letters in the word a/o sentence and find the middle of it.

1. APPLeSEED 9 letters
middle: E.

Next, write the first half backwards, then the second half backwards. If an odd #, then the middle letter goes in front.

2.eLPPADEES

VERSION 2

Okay, now split up the letters into groups of two or three, three or more groups.

eL PPA DE ES

Next, encode the groups as single letters.

PPA eL ES DE

Version 3

See? easy. Now encode the alphabet, and match up the letters and use this to re-write your little term. The letters G and T are the same.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
mlkjihgfedcbazyxwvutsrqpon

PPA eL ES DE becomes
XXM iB IU JI.

Make sure to keep the groups of letters seperaed.
Little rule: when using Oced Myslob, be sure to put a big dot in-between the groups you coded. Try to figure this out. Pretent the period's a big dot.

xxm ib iu ji . ii vt
Oced Myslob by GalaxyDancer May 15, 2005
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Orced Orbed orcem Orediretse oceden Oced Myslob Orce Orcese orCODstra Ored
An overdose on Oreo's (by eating too many). Symptoms include a sugar high followed by a crash, a sugar coma, or general queasiness or caloric guilt.
Getting fired sent me into a serious Oredose. I ate like three family-size packs in one weekend.
Oredose by Essar Deado December 2, 2011

orCODstra 

A guy who plays call of duty black ops 2 and plays piano at the same time. He wanted to troll people but they ended up liking it. He has a youtube channel where he's called mbman141 however, in his videos he calls himself orCODstra.
GUY 1:dude, did you see orCODstra's last video?

GUY 2:yeah he was playing so call me maybe and he got a double kill at the same time!
orCODstra by idris February 5, 2013
when you are extremely bored at either work, school, or home, and you end up surfing the 4chan.org /b/ image boards.
dude 1: This lecture is making me so /b/ored, I already know all of this
dude 2: me too, check out 4chan and see if any interesting posts are up
dude 3: lol for sure
/b/ored by anonlol101 December 7, 2009
The work "orked" is an alternative to the word "worked", except you use the word "orked" when the "w" key on your computer is trying to scre you over. Additionally, it sounds very amusing when you say it out loud. This is a common replacement for ords starting ith the letter "w".
I don't know what everyone is getting so orked up about.
Orked by Zorro Artico March 30, 2012
Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.
omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!
orned by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004
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