Meatloaf

A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.

Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.

by Dirty Sanchez August 02, 2003

guttocks

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly

"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."

by Dirty Sanchez March 01, 2004

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 02, 2004

Choco Taco

It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.

Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco

by Dirty Sanchez October 14, 2003

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 05, 2004

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

Bazard

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

by Dirty Sanchez August 02, 2003