Dirty Sanchez's definitions

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

boy butter

The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004

Swettius Hobous

A perspiring homeless man/woman whom rides the trains from town to town.

Look at that Swettius Hobous attempting to hop on to the train.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003