Dirty Antwan's definitions

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Trap House

A house equipped with traps or other defensive mechanisms meant to deter intruders. Some examples of common traps may include spike pits, venomous snakes, crocodile pit, and poisionous gas. If you hear of such a trap house in your neighborhood, it is advised you stay out to prevent certain death.

On rare occasions, these houses can be constructed for entertainment purposes, similar to an escape room. This tests the courage of the people willing to enter and those who are lucky enough to escape will live to tell the tale.

Gilbert: Yo Quinton, want to hit up the trap house later?

Quintom: Fuck no, I heard theres a crocodile pit in there.
Gilbert: Your loss bro.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Nigger Rig

A vehicle only a negro would drive. No other words can describe them nearly as well. Typically a charger or hellcat, and other times a low rider with hydraulics hopping around all over the street doing the harlem shake.

Collin: Yo, that guys got quite the Nigger Rig!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

Dicker's

A shortened version of McDicks, and another way to say McDonalds in a more succinct fashion.

Zack: damn I'm hungry. Lets go to Dicker's and get some Mcnuggets.

by Dirty Antwan June 26, 2025

European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.

Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!

by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022