Definitions by Dirty Antwan
Constipated C Section
The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
Constipated C Section by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Shit Zoo
1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Shit Zoo by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Trap House
A house equipped with traps or other defensive mechanisms meant to deter intruders. Some examples of common traps may include spike pits, venomous snakes, crocodile pit, and poisionous gas. If you hear of such a trap house in your neighborhood, it is advised you stay out to prevent certain death.
On rare occasions, these houses can be constructed for entertainment purposes, similar to an escape room. This tests the courage of the people willing to enter and those who are lucky enough to escape will live to tell the tale.
On rare occasions, these houses can be constructed for entertainment purposes, similar to an escape room. This tests the courage of the people willing to enter and those who are lucky enough to escape will live to tell the tale.
Gilbert: Yo Quinton, want to hit up the trap house later?
Quintom: Fuck no, I heard theres a crocodile pit in there.
Gilbert: Your loss bro.
Quintom: Fuck no, I heard theres a crocodile pit in there.
Gilbert: Your loss bro.
Trap House by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Dicker's
Dicker's by Dirty Antwan June 26, 2025
Pigeonhole
Pigeonhole by Dirty Antwan August 8, 2022
European Split
When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
European Split by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022