dirk's definitions

philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 8, 2005

snail

A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.

that snail is laggy piece of shit

by Dirk August 28, 2004

Ballbust

Any pain driven connection to the testicles and scrotum (preferably by a woman).

Sometimes before I cum I like to have my girl ballbust me so I have a more intense rush.

by Dirk May 13, 2005

dirty trombone

While you are with two girls at the same time, you do one chick in the ass while the other licks your dick as it goes in and out like a trombone

Hey I did the dirty trombone with your two sisters last night.

by Dirk May 13, 2005

Nharmonics

1 - The act of being kick ass.
2 - The most rocked out A capella group at NYU.
3 - The envy of all others.
4 - One note with two different names.

1 - That shit is so NHARMONICS.
2 - Did you hear the NHARMONICS last night? They dropped a tight ass beat yo.
3 - I wish I was in NHARMONICS. Don't you?

by dirk January 25, 2005

hole

A place where nothing happens and nobody wants to be there.

Used to describe places that should be avoided at all costs.

I went to Adelaide in the holidays and it was such a hole

by dirk May 13, 2005

flagged

Someone is banned from doing something.

"He had too much to drink. He is flagged"

by Dirk May 17, 2004