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making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.
by diogio rome July 1, 2009
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rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.
After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.
by diogio rome March 28, 2009
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Scamley

A name change for morally bankrupt Stanleys which heralds that they've slipped down the slippery slope of lifetime scamming (picking up disability by loophole and not by real need and other forked tongue invertebrae behaviours) as well as talking the talk without walking the walk.
Stanley hissed and moaned when the tribe started calling him Scamley after he'd pulled off his social security fraud, moved to Clearlake and pretended to follow the red road under completely false pretenses.
by diogio rome May 10, 2009
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Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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Bushwhackos

George W. Bush supporters who in lame duck era of second term are still fervent supporters and sheep of the Bushwhacker Administration despite massive administration changes of bad cabinet members, a larger national debt than ever before in history, spending of Social Security for gray areas, biggest loss of civil rights and personal citizens inalienable rights as well as the Uglification of Americans persona world wide.
Bushwhackos were still supporting Cheney even after he'd shot his hunting partner and friend in the face and dropped out of sight incommunicado until the alcohol was out of his bloodstream and tests would be inconclusive.
by Diogio Rome February 13, 2008
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asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.
by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
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headette

cunnilingus, eating out, the act of oral pleasuring of a vagina. includes clitoral, rim action or penetration of interior and g spot with intent to incite cataclysmic orgasm.
jimi ray gave maryanne some bodacious headette.
by diogio rome December 5, 2007
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