Three penises (penii). Caused by a rare genetic disorder. In pornography, this is often implemented to simultaneously pleasure three women (or men, or a combination of both). Will most often result in a trigasm.
"Hey William, how large is your trenis?"
"Do you mean individually or combined?"
An astonishingly suave human being. (male) His personality and good looks will leave you wanting to know more about him. Most people want to be-friend him but he likes a small group.
A very good listener. One of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, but never tell him that. Has a big head but we love him anyway. An all around great guy to keep close.
“Hey I just met Trenis. I can’t wait to get to know him”
As a result of the vastly overused and often misused term "hipster", a new word to represent the original values of the hipster subculture has been summoned. That word...is "trends'ter". With an apostrophe to throw off the croc-footed masses, the hybword trends(et)ter is defined simply as: An individual in modern society who does not follow trends, but sets them. Not by setting out to set them, but by shrugging off the call of corporate/media/brand driven ethnocentric mainstream and embracing their individuality, freeing their imagination, securing themselves with knowledge, keeping in touch with unbias truth, wearing whatever the fuck they want, and looking good doing it.
Barbie doll: Holy Prada these pants are to die for.
Ed Hardy hand puppet: Um, wasn't that Sloane betch like totally wearing these bell bottoms last year?
Barbie doll: OMG, you are like so right. Too bad they're like totes in now, that trashy hipster betch is so off trend.
Ed Hardy hand puppet: Um, I dont know but, um, i think maybe, um...i think maybe she's like a trends'ter.
Barbie doll: Whoa. You're talking like a flimsy whore again.
Ed Hardy hand puppet: Oh, um, sorry...you're right.
One who initiates or popularizes multiple unconventional/out of the box trends good for long term for the field(s) he/she is active in.
Doing things done never before & setting new trends with effective use of creativity in an inspiring manner.
In a nation obsessed with traditional careers, Trendster Anand is only undisputed World Chess Champion in history who inspired numerous people to choose a career in sports.
When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.
Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"