Dill Wum's definitions

cooting

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.

I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!

by Dill Wum December 21, 2010

Marshmallow Pig

A really, really fat women.

Jennys such a fucking marshmallow pig.

by Dill Wum August 12, 2009

wristlash

The aching pain in one wrist when one has masturbated far too much. Similar to RSI.

"Oh man! Last night I was wanking so hard I gave myself wristlash!"

by Dill Wum July 11, 2009

drunkmate

House or flat mate who you get on with normally but when drunk...its just so much funnier.

Duncans an awesome drunkmate!

by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

Frankie Boyle Syndrome

When one over uses funny jokes to such an extent that the jokes themselves become unfunny. As seen in the "comedian" Frankie Boyle.

You've over-used that joke so much! You got Frankie Boyle Syndrome?

by Dill Wum July 19, 2009

Spaznik

Someone, whose actions are so retarded, they can be seen from space.

Name takes influence from Sputnik, the first satellite to orbit the earth.

"Man, Freddie is busting some moves of spaznik proptions!"

by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

Bum Whop

To have anal sex.

"Me and April did the bum whop last night"

by Dill Wum December 2, 2009