Definitions by Dill Wum

drunkmate 

House or flat mate who you get on with normally but when drunk...its just so much funnier.

Duncans an awesome drunkmate!

drunkmate by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

Spaznik

Someone, whose actions are so retarded, they can be seen from space.

Name takes influence from Sputnik, the first satellite to orbit the earth.

"Man, Freddie is busting some moves of spaznik proptions!"

Spaznik by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

cooting 

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.

I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!

cooting by Dill Wum December 21, 2010

Bum Whop 

To have anal sex.

"Me and April did the bum whop last night"

Bum Whop by Dill Wum December 2, 2009

Marshmallow Pig 

A really, really fat women.

Jennys such a fucking marshmallow pig.

Marshmallow Pig by Dill Wum August 12, 2009

Frankie Boyle Syndrome 

When one over uses funny jokes to such an extent that the jokes themselves become unfunny. As seen in the "comedian" Frankie Boyle.

You've over-used that joke so much! You got Frankie Boyle Syndrome?

Frankie Boyle Syndrome by Dill Wum July 19, 2009

wristlash 

The aching pain in one wrist when one has masturbated far too much. Similar to RSI.

"Oh man! Last night I was wanking so hard I gave myself wristlash!"

wristlash by Dill Wum July 11, 2009