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Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..
Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.
Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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Trade

1) To exchange goods that have value.

2) Job specialty; the occupation at which one has the best chance of excelling.
1) Carmen traded her Vida Blue '73 card to Charles for his brand new set of headphones.

2) Connor was a mechanic by trade, but decided to attend law school in his mid-thirties.
by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005
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Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.
1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005
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NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.
The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.
by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005
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A.K.A.

Abbreviation of 'also known as'. Utilized when using an alternate name for someone/thing.
Tom: Bert (A.K.A. Tamale) received his third detention this year today.

Izzy: Who knew that wearing bowling shoes in class was against the rules?
by Diggity Monkeez April 2, 2005
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Worst Definition

Urban Dictionary's definition of 'worst'. It can be accessed by clicking on a definition link (worst) or typing it into the search bar at the top of the page.
I have not contributed to the worst definition.
by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005
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