Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Snack 

A meal that comes in between two of the 'Big Three' that, more often than not, is unhealthy.

I had a nice snack of carrots and celery. I'm not a baby.

Snack by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

Bland 

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

Bland by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Noon 

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

Noon by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Restroom 

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

Restroom by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Oklahoma 

That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.

Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.

Oklahoma by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Sophisticate 

One who is sophisticated.

Classy sophisticates like me use big words in our sentences. Did I say big? I meant polysyllabic. Polysyllabic!

Sophisticate by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Skater 

Michelle Kwan. Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya Harding.

I don't know the name of any male skater.

Skater by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005