Grand Marshall

The grand marshall is the person of honor in a parade.

Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Loony

Goofy, crazy.

I guess it could also mean 'like a loon (the bird)', but what would that be saying?

Mick: Steve's acting a little loony; now he's always talking about this get-rich quick scheme that he brought home from work and how he really wants each of us to have a piece of it. I'm not sure if he's joking or what.

Stan: You can never tell with that guy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

Ghostbusters

Group of special agents who specialize in the capture and apprehension of ghosts, demons, cretins, evil spirits, etc. Ghostbusters should be called whenever paranormal activities are suspected, including when there is something strange in the neighborhood or an invisible man sleeping in your bed.

The refrigerator had become possessed, so I called the Ghostbusters.

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005

Nader

A man who runs for U.S. President each election year as a third-party candidate.

Nader figures that since he runs every year, he's going to have to win sometime.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 03, 2005