Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Survey

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Play on Words

A theatrical performance acted out on top of a dictionary.

Do you like plays on words?

by Diggity Monkeez June 3, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Sidekick

A friend/associate of a more popular, charismatic person. The sidekick gains most of his/her acclaim from merely being connected so closely to the more powerful acquaintance. Sidekicks can be found anywhere from comic books (where the term began) to the workplace and schoolyard.

Neil: Is Dan really that popular a guy? Most people in the office just talk to him because he's Ron's little sidekick.

Gina: The two of them are inseperable, you have to give them that.

Neil: Oh, I'll give that little Dan something he won't soon forget!

Bartholomew: Like the Baxter Account?

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005