Definitions by Diggity Monkeez
Patchwork
Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.
Patchwork by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
Paste-for-Brains
An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.
Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?
Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.
Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.
Paste-for-Brains by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
Bottom-Dweller
An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.
Bottom-Dweller by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
Dodgers
The players on the National League's Los Angeles baseball team. Originally, the Dodgers played in Brooklyn, where they first received the name 'Dodgers'. The name was a reference to the homeless who covered Brookyln's streets in those days, dodging the trolleys that carried passengers around the city. The nickname doesn't make much sense nowadays, unless it refers to the bullet-dodgers in Compton.
Dodgers by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005