Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

by Diggity Monkeez February 04, 2005

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Sole

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

4-F

Ineligible for the draft.

Stan Musial was declared 4-F because he was the only support his family had.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005