Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Gripe

1) To whine or complain.

2) A problem with something/someone.

1) Will you quit griping about your test grade? You should have studied!

2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

Constructive Criticism

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.

My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Slavery

The idea of being a Slav.

Many Eastern Europeans are not opposed to Slavery.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Breach

To violate given terms.

He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005