Baton Rouge

Red Stick, Louisiana's capital.

Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?

Diggity Monkeez: The first one.

Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!

Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!

(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).

by Diggity Monkeez March 26, 2005

Padres

San Diego's baseball team. The Padres were notoriously bad intheir first decade of existnce, the 1970s, before winning their first NL pennant in 1984. After having an up-and-down 90s, the Padres appeared to be headed for a decade of failure by finishing last in the NL West from 2000-2003. However, the team turned things around in 2004, dumping the orange/blue color combination for a new, deep blue/tan combo. This switch was made to signify the organization's turnaround with their new ballpark, PETCO Park. The Padres did indeed play well in 2004, staying in playoff contention until September's final weeks.

The Padres were originally owned by Ray Kroc, the original owner of the McDonald's franchise, but won their first NL pennant after his death in January 1984.

by Diggity Monkeez January 05, 2005

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005

Hate

1) To despise. Hatred can rarely be resolved; it is one of man's strongest emotions.

2) To be upset with somebody for a week or so.

1) Jews and Muslims in Israel and the surrounding areas hate each other.

2) I've hated Carlos ever since I heard that he was talking about me behind my back.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Outside Corner

The side of home plate farthest away from the batter. The outside corner is used to determine the strike zone's outer edge.

Eric Gregg's placement of the outside corner was slightly different than those of other umpires.

by Diggity Monkeez April 04, 2005

Cereal

A common starch-based breakfast. Often eaten with milk.

Most children's cereals advertise on television with mysteries for the kids to solve.

by Diggity Monkeez March 03, 2005