She-mail

E-mail for a female.

Danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.

by Diggity Monkeez December 31, 2004

Survey

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez March 01, 2005

Frame

To make a person appear as the perpetrator of a crime that he/she did not commit.

I was framed as the thief of the art borders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 11, 2005

Trade

1) To exchange goods that have value.

2) Job specialty; the occupation at which one has the best chance of excelling.

1) Carmen traded her Vida Blue '73 card to Charles for his brand new set of headphones.

2) Connor was a mechanic by trade, but decided to attend law school in his mid-thirties.

by Diggity Monkeez April 02, 2005

Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Nigeria

African country where my friend Malbota Nwadeyi lives. He has promised to give me 25% of the $3.6 million dollars that he is trying to move to America. However, he needs my help to transfer the money overseas.

Lagos is in Nigeria, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez April 10, 2005