306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Vehement

Extreme, bordering on dangerous.

Barney's vehement arguing nearly got him kicked out of the neighborhood debate club.

by Diggity Monkeez May 21, 2005

Comma

A punctuation mark (,) representing a pause in diction and thought.

Easily confused with a caw-ma, which is a crow's mother.

There is no comma in this example.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Recap

To summarize a finished event.

Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

It Hit Me

At that moment, I finally understood.

After my fish died, it hit me: I had taken his ever-presence for granted.

by Diggity Monkeez April 6, 2005

Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005