Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Snotty 

Rude, usually with an air of sophistication.

Dino asked Ernie for aid with the difficult homework assignment, but Ernie replied with a snotty comment about Dino's Italian heritage.

Snotty by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Leading Off 

1) Straying off of your base while waiting for the pitcher to deliver the pitch.

2) Hitting in the top position of the batting order.

3) Starting off your team's offensive half-inning at bat.

1) Mora was leading far off of first base, allowing him to get a good jump and steal second.

2) Even though he had shown little control of the strike zone, Reyes still led off for the Mets against Carpenter.

3) After making a difficult running catch to end the seventh inning, Rowand led off the top of the eighth with a double in the left-centerfield gap.

Leading Off by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Blatant 

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.

His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.

Blatant by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

Sore 

1) In pain from a previous injury. When sore, there is still some pain, but it is gradually decreasing.

2) An injury that is healing slowly.

3) Upset about an incident that took place some time ago.

1) I'm sore from that basketball game; I think I need to condition myself better.

2) That sore on your leg is still there, eh?

3) Lonnie's pretty sore about the fact that Mitch broke his bike.

Sore by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Capitol Hill 

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

Capitol Hill by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

What's Your Function? 

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

What's Your Function? by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Cartoon

An animated television show. It does not feature real actors, except when using voices.

Cartoons are popular with the children.

Cartoon by Diggity Monkeez March 26, 2005