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September Seventh 

National Compliment Your Crush Day!

Take your shot and compliment that person thats been on your mind the most.
Dude 1: “Yo bro its September Seventh go compliment your crush!”
Dude 2: “Oh damn you are right it is the 7th.”
Dude 1: “Yea, go compliment that girl you been talking about.”
Dude 2: “Fine man, it is September Seventh after all.”

September Soldier 

Those who survived the mcr mind fuck,

it lasted about four days

and it was when my chemical romance's changed there official page and put a strange tv in its place,

many my chemical romance fans, gathered on there facebook page and speculated on album releases,
they can also be called mcr zombie

they sacrificed many hours of there lives and can be distinguished by the band t-shirts and red tired looking eyes
september soldier 1:i think the tv is a clue to there new album!
september soldier 2: i can't waaait!
September Soldier by Kimbocat September 8, 2010

27th of september - slap a georgia day 

Its libra season, the ducks are afraid of the mooing pigs and the stars are correlated so we must slap a Georgia on this sacred day.

Put all your rage into one day and slap a Georgia who can not stop or complain about it because she's a disgrace. No we love Georgia but if there's a slap day for everyone else it would just be rude to exclude her.
Person 1: Where's Georgia?
Person 2: Why do you need her?
Person 1: Its the 27th of september - slap a georgia day, I must expel my anger...
Both: ARRRRRR (charging towards her house)

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
The September Scaries by Discoteca September 4, 2025

September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917
“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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