29th September slap 

Slap your any short person on 29th September..

29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah

29th September slap by have fun September 27, 2020

September Seventh 

National Compliment Your Crush Day!

Take your shot and compliment that person thats been on your mind the most.

Dude 1: “Yo bro its September Seventh go compliment your crush!”
Dude 2: “Oh damn you are right it is the 7th.”
Dude 1: “Yea, go compliment that girl you been talking about.”
Dude 2: “Fine man, it is September Seventh after all.”

September Seventh by September Seventh September 5, 2021

September Soldier 

Those who survived the mcr mind fuck,

it lasted about four days

and it was when my chemical romance's changed there official page and put a strange tv in its place,

many my chemical romance fans, gathered on there facebook page and speculated on album releases,
they can also be called mcr zombie

they sacrificed many hours of there lives and can be distinguished by the band t-shirts and red tired looking eyes

september soldier 1:i think the tv is a clue to there new album!
september soldier 2: i can't waaait!

September Soldier by Kimbocat September 8, 2010

27th of september - slap a georgia day 

Its libra season, the ducks are afraid of the mooing pigs and the stars are correlated so we must slap a Georgia on this sacred day.

Put all your rage into one day and slap a Georgia who can not stop or complain about it because she's a disgrace. No we love Georgia but if there's a slap day for everyone else it would just be rude to exclude her.

Person 1: Where's Georgia?
Person 2: Why do you need her?
Person 1: Its the 27th of september - slap a georgia day, I must expel my anger...
Both: ARRRRRR (charging towards her house)

27th of september - slap a georgia day by sammylovingweirdo42 April 29, 2020

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

The September Scaries by Discoteca September 4, 2025

September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019