Shit Tzu

When you are in a long car ride and you need to take a big wet shit

Guy 1: Holy fuck it’s coming
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station

Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes

Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car

Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash

Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Throat Goat

The best word to describe our world leaders. Otherwise known as a glizzy gobbler

Joe Biden can suck meat harder than I can suck a popsicle, he is the true throat goat

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Big Balls Billy

Big Balls Billy is a cowboy from long ago, known for bare knuckle boxing and he also has massive balls but a tiny dick. Big Balls Billy only liked something that had 3 word and alliteration, hence why he joined the Klu Klux Klan and he also was a racist.

Big Balls Billy went to the Snake Slithering Saloon to get some Big Booty Bitches then he saw a big black bum so he then joined the Klu Klux Klan

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Carrot

The best object for pleasing women and gay men

I WANNA FUCK A CARROT

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Retard

I don’t really know too much but everyone calls me this so it probably means someone who is responsible, empathetic, totally amazing, uhh, I don’t fucking know any words that start with R and D, oh wait! Responsible and Dildo!

Dictionary man is a fucking retard!

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023

Sex

Something only sinners do

Sex is a sin

by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023