Dickie Bundle's definitions

Didey Squirts

Squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants.

I can't leave the house yet, I'm having the didey squirts.

by Dickie Bundle May 24, 2010

Earl of Duke

Basically, the King of Shit; a person who is a douchebag, dumbass, asshole, shithead, etc.

You, Sir, are The Earl of Duke.

by Dickie Bundle May 26, 2010

Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.

1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.

by dickie bundle September 11, 2012

P. D. Gay

A Public Display of Gayness, or gay affection. A variation of P. D. A (Public Display of Affection),

That guy is rubbing that other guy's back in front of that restaurant... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on P. D. Gay!

by Dickie Bundle July 26, 2010

Meat Exhaustion

Torpor and malaise caused by eating large quantities of meat.

At the barbeque I ate a slab of ribs, a burger, two hot dogs and four pieces of fried chicken. I can't get out of this chair: I am suffering from Meat Exhaustion!

by Dickie Bundle June 9, 2012

hate at first site

The opposite of love at first site. When you see someone and you just instantly hate them for no real reason. It goes beyond the superficial qualities they might have, you just know in your soul that they are rotten and 100% hateful. This can happen in many cases because a lot of people just look like assholes, and you can easily tell they are insufferable in many ways: boring, tedious, obnoxious, selfish, grating, conceited, power tripping, egotistic, rude, oblivious, etc.

Q: How's your new job?

A: They transferred in a new boss and I have to say I had a case of hate at first site.

by Dickie Bundle October 12, 2010

Luxury Problem

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.

Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.

by Dickie Bundle June 13, 2010