The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Get the Tug Cheese mug.I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Get the Dinner Birth mug.Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 06, 2020
Get the Scout’s Gear mug.Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020
Get the Turdjugal Visit mug.When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Gopher Dot mug.Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Tattered Pink Sleeve mug.Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
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