Definitions by Dick Onchin

Uncle’s Touch 

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

Uncle’s Touch by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Tug Cheese 

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

Tug Cheese by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Atomic Brownie 

A shit so explosive, so wet, so vile and so splattering it’s like a porcelain Hiroshima.

A night of binge drinking, hot wings and late night Taco Bell provided the right recipe for an early morning atomic brownie.

The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.

Atomic Brownie by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

Gym Cheddar by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Ball Burner 

A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.

That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.

Ball Burner by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Belgian Creamery 

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.

I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.

Belgian Creamery by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Torquer 

A male that likes to get his balls twisted for pleasure. Usually into cock n’ ball torture.

I hooked up with a torquer last night. I swear I must have twisted is saggy nuts a half dozen turns.

Torquer by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020