When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
Get the Hamburger Holed mug.Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Get the Bropussy mug.I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
Get the Tonsil Hammer mug.I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Dutch Ear Muffs mug.When she/he sucks your balls a little bit. Can be a stand alone act or part of an otherwise sloppy blow job.
I was fin da nut so she started with a little sacky snack.
She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Sacky Snack mug.Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020
Get the Nose the Nest mug.When your partner intentionally, but unexpectedly, shoves a digit (a finger for the unrefined) up your ass. It happens so fast it can’t be stopped so just relax and enjoy.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Man dawg bish was slobbin muh knob behind the Kroger. I was fin ta nut out the kids when shawty done gone in wit da sticky digit and muh toes curled yo!!
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
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