Dick Onchin's definitions

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Velvet Rim

Rubbing the erect penis vigorously between her moist pussy lips to achieve orgasm. No penetration is performed. Usually results in a massive busted nut on her mons and lower abdomen.

I did the velvet rim on Rachel last night. I busted in like a minute all over her mons.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Red Dog Flog

Extremely physical and vigorous male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.

I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.

My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

Mulled Prawn

A freshly douched vagina.

The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.

I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020