When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.
Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Get the Wet Bull mug.I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Get the Gym Cheddar mug.A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
Get the Flap Noodle mug.I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Get the Chem-Nut mug.When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Get the Moose Buckle mug.Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
by Dick Onchin February 07, 2022
Get the Onion Broth mug.Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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