Definitions by Dick Onchin

Knotted Turd 

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

Knotted Turd by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Grecian Coin Purse 

The anus. The rectal sphincter.

He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.

I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.

My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.

Grecian Coin Purse by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022

Texas Show Stopper 

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

Texas Show Stopper by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

Release the Web 

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

Release the Web by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

Rent Relief 

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.

I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.

Rent Relief by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022

Fresh Favorite 

Receiving a vigorous hand job, while in a car, parked in the lot behind the local Kroger.

I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.

The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.

My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.

Fresh Favorite by Dick Onchin March 7, 2022

Himalayan Cork 

An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a person’s rectum.

I took a Himalayan cork last night.

I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.

Himalayan Cork by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022