Definitions by Dick Onchin
Whole Hog Sausage
The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.
I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Whole Hog Sausage by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
Scottsdale Burner
A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
Scottsdale Burner by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
Knotted Turd
An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
Knotted Turd by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
Grecian Coin Purse
He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
Grecian Coin Purse by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022
Texas Show Stopper
Texas Show Stopper by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022
Release the Web
To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
Release the Web by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
Rent Relief
I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
Rent Relief by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022