A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.
Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 15, 2023
When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 09, 2021
A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.
I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.
I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.
I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020
When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020