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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Boo Batter 

When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
Boo Batter by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Rainbow Rash 

When two lesbians scissor so long and hard they both develop a nasty little chaffing, heat rash.
Damn my cootchie is on Fire. I got the rainbow rash. Me too.

Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
Rainbow Rash by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Hot Pork Cramwich 

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
Hot Pork Cramwich by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Diet Dick 

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
Diet Dick by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Sticky Digit 

When your partner intentionally, but unexpectedly, shoves a digit (a finger for the unrefined) up your ass. It happens so fast it can’t be stopped so just relax and enjoy.

Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Man dawg bish was slobbin muh knob behind the Kroger. I was fin ta nut out the kids when shawty done gone in wit da sticky digit and muh toes curled yo!!
Sticky Digit by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020

Burger Lips 

When you absolutely rail her guts and leave her pussy so beat up is looks like a little mound of freshly ground meat.
Damn baby my butcher would be envious of them burger lips.

She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
Burger Lips by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020

Knuckle Salad 

My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.

He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
Knuckle Salad by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020