Ram Corn

To engage in Anal sex.

Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o
Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.

I really want him to ram corn tonight.

I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
by Dick Onchin April 20, 2023
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Hamburger Holer

A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.

It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2021
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Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.
I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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Bob the Slob Knob

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
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Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.
What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
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Trout Dinner

Engaging in ravenous cunnilingus. Eating pussy like a fat kid eating candy.
Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.

She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!

My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020
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