Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
I could hear my roommate whipping the flaps last night after going to bed.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
Rubbing the erect penis vigorously between her moist pussy lips to achieve orgasm. No penetration is performed. Usually results in a massive busted nut on her mons and lower abdomen.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020