Dick Onchin's definitions
When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
Get the Tallahassee Ticklemug. After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Bean Twistmug. When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Get the Golden Ronaldmug. A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Ergonomic Nipplesmug. I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Get the Vein Drainagemug. When you absolutely rail her guts and leave her pussy so beat up is looks like a little mound of freshly ground meat.
Damn baby my butcher would be envious of them burger lips.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
Get the Burger Lipsmug. She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.
I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.
My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.
I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.
I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.
My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.
I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Corn Hatchmug.