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ball tag

The act of hitting someone in the genitals.

One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.
Nick: Hey Nolan!
Nolan: Yea?
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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cooter cudgel

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Naughty Helicopter Pilot

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.
Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Rape and Run

A type of playground antic where one student runs at a high speed, leaps on top of another student, takes them to the ground while pantomiming committing a brutal rape, and flees after committing the act. See also: Whip and Run
Steve: Man, I showed that mentally handicapped first grader the true meaning of Rape and Run.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Whip and Run

A type of playground antic where a student hurls a container of nasty liquid or semi-liquid foddstuffs into a large crowd of people, then flees the scene.
Johnny didn't understand the concept of Whip and Run, thus he chucked a brick at a pregnant woman giving her a spontaneous abortion.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Good Game

The act of viciously slapping someone on the rear, must be called out beforehand with "good game" much like the ball tag , cooter cudgel , or abortion punch . Can result in Ass Elbow
Steve: GOOD GAME!
Nolan: OWWW! I think you popped one of my hemorrhoids.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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